|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:38:03 GMT -5
Ominous Ride - Open Your Fire
Spring is in the air The nights are getting warmer as we speak The days of candy canes and sugar plums Have long been put to sleep (But you're still sweet) And as the fire plays upon Your scarlet dress and emerald eyes I feel the moon begin to rise
There's no more egg nog in the icebox So we share a box of wine (Why does it always taste so smooth) Lying on the bearskin rug The cold canned oysters were divine And on the radio Bing Crosby Has been turned to Barry White (And if it puts you in the mood) You'll make the naughty list tonight
I know it isn't Christmas But tonight you're on my wish list You know just what the gift is So let's get down to business I know it isn't snowing And it's too late for mistletoe-ing My chestnuts have been roasting, so Tonight I hope you open up your fire
Dimmed the lights and lit the candles Made the sleigh bed just in case (Slap on some Brut by Faberge) And like two turtle doves We share our innuendos face to face As the night is winding down You put your hand upon my knee (It looks as if you're going to stay) I cannot wait to put you underneath my tree
I know it isn't Christmas But tonight you're on my wish list You know just what the gift is So let's get down to business I know it isn't snowing And it's too late for mistletoe-ing My chestnuts have been roasting, so Tonight I hope you open up your fire
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:38:45 GMT -5
Jailhouse Payback - Another Line
I've got the right lights at just the right shade The perfect match for your perfect face The textbook is burning, is infinity a turn-on? If so I've got, I've got forever right here
Simple math from a simple man Made up of simple rhymes This poetry's not broke So let's add another line
The hallway is bare, the night light barely glows We'll walk hand in hand Until we reach the promised land
Simple math from a simple man Made up of simple rhymes This poetry's not broke So let's add another line
Leave your jazz at home, your blues at work Don't bother with your symphony Leave your jazz at home, your blues at work Cause all we need is we need
Simple math from a simple man Made up of simple rhymes This poetry's not broke So let's add another line
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:39:08 GMT -5
Atom & EV - Tarzan And Jane
Me Tarzan, You Jane! Me Tarzan, You Jane! Me Tarzan, You Jane! Let's get together in a primeval vein, Me Tarzan, You Jane!
Let's climb up to the top of the trees, Up in my hut there's only room for two. We'll be rocking in the jungle breeze And we'll do like the animal's do.
All dressed up in your fig leaf & furs, Your eyes are shining like a jungle cat. I'm going to find a way to make you purr, When we get to making the beast with two backs!
Me Tarzan, You Jane! Me Tarzan, You Jane! Me Tarzan, You Jane! Let's get together in a primeval vein, Me Tarzan, You Jane!
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:39:45 GMT -5
Gorbzilla And The Gorbzookies - First Kiss
Ever since the day we first laid eyes I've been right here by your side
Ever since that first kiss I knew, My lonely days were through Ever since that first kiss, It was you
Ever since the day you said you'd be mine I've been learning, laughing, I can't stop my smile
Ever since that first kiss I knew, My lonely days were through Ever since that first kiss, It was you
Everyday everyday I can't believe it's true Everyday I get to wake up next to you
Ever since the day we first laid eyes I've been right here by your side
Ever since that first kiss I knew, My lonely days were through Ever since that first kiss, It was you
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:40:20 GMT -5
Dr. Lindyke featuring Cherry Pi - Date Night
[tv noises]
[she] This movie’s not very good. I’m bored. [he] Well, it IS date night. [turns off tv] What would you like to do? [she] I don’t know, Let’s do something different.
[he] hmmm... different... Baby I know you like to have a good time... Well, the phone is off the hook and the kids are at your mom’s May I suggest a little game where we can have a few kicks A little more entertaining than a night of Netflix?
[she] go on...
It’s a little bit of whip, a little bit of chain It’s a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain It’s a little bit of you and a little bit of me Baby, let’s go to bed sore and wake up happy.
[dialogue over the groove] [she] I was kind of hoping you’d go there [he] oh, really? [she] In fact, I got us a little present, just in case. [he] oh, REAlly? [she] oh, yeaaaaah….
*snikt!*
[she takes the reigns] To keep you in your place ‘cause I like it rough Let me introduce you to my brand-new cuffs They’re covered in fur so they don’t chafe And you can pick a word to keep you safe
It’s a little bit of whip, a little bit of chain It’s a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain It’s a little bit of you and a little bit of me I want to go to bed sore and wake up happy.
[he] Babe, they say if nothing’s ventured, nothing’s gained [she] You know I like my lovers with some spirit I can tame [he] I have got the fire stoked bright to light your brand [she] So everybody knows that you’re my man
[both] It’s a little bit of whip, a little bit of chain It’s a little bit of pleasure, a little bit of pain [he] It’s a little bit of you [she] and a little bit of me [both] Let’s go to bed sore and wake up…. happy.
[laughter]
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:40:47 GMT -5
Army Defense - Sexiest Sex
When I come home, when I come home, when I come home Wanna start something with you When I come home, when I come home, when I come home Hot biscuits and apple juice When I come home X3 Got my search light tinted blue
That's what it takes The city burns in two The escape pod launches Up to the moon Watch the earth explode From our room The sexiest sex in the history Of me loving you
Hot lightnin' Caught in a bootle Rain storm The towns in trouble Take a boat To the general store Grab a bit o honey Make love on the floor
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:41:32 GMT -5
The Boffo Yux Dudes - I Can't Get Enough
Ohhh Baby! You know what I'm gonna do to you… I'm gonna Clean.. Your… Bowl!
That's right. Scrub it way down. With Bab-o! That's right Baby! The good stuff I'm gonna take me a nice stiff toilet brush and get into all the nooks and crannies and you know why I'm gonna do it?
I can't get enough of of your chores. I'm Scrubbin' it up and I just want more Gonna get down on your floor and rub till I can't rub no more
I know just the way to your soul It's under your toilet bowl I just keep losing control Removing all traces of mold.
I'm gonna rub my fingers all over your shower head baby I'm on my hands and knees for you Slidin' that sponge back and forth all over the floor Soapin' it up and squeezing all the dirt back in the pail Then do it over and over again all night for you and only you, baby. Why?
I know just the way to your soul It's under your toilet bowl I just keep losing control Removing all traces of mold.
I'm gonna lift things up before I dust.
I'm gonna organize your shoes. Alphabetically. By Designer. Or heel size, your preference.
I''m gonna leave you alone with five hundred dollars. To do with as you wish
Don't bother to pay me back. Oh Yeah…
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:42:52 GMT -5
Megalodon - Can't Weight
Cold and Black, the vast vacuum of space Heats up when I see your face Spinning in place may seem a pointless thing Until you feel the force it brings
Stay close to me, I want you here Inside this capsule we can really walk on air Floating here just won't do I turn up the gravity so I can feel you
So romantic to be among the stars The strongest attraction ours I want to explore your boundaries conquer your galaxy
Stay close to me, I want you here Inside this capsule we can really walk on air Floating here just won't do I turn up the gravity so I can feel you
Two Hundred and Sixty Eight mile high club Request reentry because I'm burning up
Stay close to me, I want you here Inside this capsule we can really walk on air Floating here just won't do I turn up the gravity so I can feel you
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:43:18 GMT -5
Emperor Gum - Tianjin
A foreign tongue But eyes I can read They say lonely A foreign land For you and me both Ain’t it, honey?
We can’t trade words But sharing your smile Tells me plenty So take my hand And you’ll understand I know surely
What can I say with words I can’t hold you and show? So embrace me, ambassador How do they do it back home?
No silver tongue No sweet honeyed words Can entreat you What melody Will speak to your heart And seduce you?
At odds, we still Can sing the same tune So come with me Let me give you The pure translation Found in a kiss
Words can only deceive What touch proves to be true So embrace me, ambassador How do they do it back home?
|
|
|
Post by spintown on Jan 19, 2015 19:43:54 GMT -5
Ben Taggart - The Story Of Us
You told me the story Of the girl you used to be,
Looking for adventure, But finding only wisdom instead.
You told me of love and loss, And joy and pain.
And what you learned, And what you gained.
And how you found me, And how you felt complete, And now you’re story’s done.
But stories don’t end like that. They go on and on and on. If the story of you is done, well, Now it’s the story of us.
You told me the story Of the girl you used to be,
Believing in fairy tales, With heroes and knights and quests.
And as you grew older You started to see
How the world really works, And who you were supposed to be.
And then you found me, And felt you had one more chance To find a fairytale end.
But stories don’t end like that. They go on and on and on. If the story of you is done, well, Now it’s the story of us. Now it’s the story of us.
Happy endings happen every day, When people like you and I Live and love and fight and play. Stories go on and on and on and on… The next one starts when the last one’s done.
‘Cause stories don’t end like that. They go on and on and on. If the story of you is done, well, Now it’s the story of us.
Our story doesn’t end like that. It goes on and on and on. When the story of you is done, And the story of me is done; When the story of you is done, Let’s write the story of us. Let’s write the story of us!
|
|